You might be surprised to learn that there are news stories coming out of the phone sex industry. We keep an eye out for these typically hilarious stories and report them here.

Phone Sex Operator Stalking Lawsuit Against Colin Farrell Dismissed

In this humorous story, a California court has dismissed a lawsuit filed by a phone sex operator against Colin Farrell. The phone sex operator, Dessarea Bradford, claimed Farrell confided in the phone sex operator, but left her. As a result, she suffered mental anguish and feelings of degradement. For damages, the phone sex operator asked for $5,000, the return of erotic tapes and art, as well as the cost of clothing and accessories.

This is a true story.

Who Knew Boating Safety Could Be So Satisfying?

The Canadian Office for Boating Safety recently disconnected a toll free number providing people with boating safety tips. Turns out the number was connecting citizens to a phone sex line.

Shiver me timbers!

Phone Sex Operator Gets Settlement For Masturbation

In a classic case, a Florida phone sex operator settled a worker's compensation claim that had to leave a judge in tears of laughter. The woman claimed that she was injured while frequently masturbating at work!

Yep, you guessed the injury. Carpel tunnel syndrome, which is medically known as repetitive motion injury. The women claimed she developed it in both hands from masturbating while speaking with callers.

And you thought phone sex operators didn't enjoy having phone sex!